Dear lord baby Jesus, or as our brothers to the south call you, Jesus. We thank you so much for this ridiculously loaded Cats team comprising of Solomon, Bunnies, and Lyons. I just wanted to take time to thank you for our family, our two beautiful, beautiful handsome striking freshman bigs Jerrett and Brandon, or Brash as we call em. And of course our red hot smokin head coach Sean Miller, who's a stone cold fox...who if you had to rate his free throw shooting abilities out of 100 would easily be a 94. I also want to thank you for our center Zeus who's got our back no matter what. Dear lord baby Jesus we also thank you for one of our spark plugs Parrom. Dear tiny infant baby Jesus we also thank you for the Chol toll and all those that have had to pay.
I like to picture our team with Nike Hyper Elite jerseys and playing in Atlanta on April 8th, and I'm in the front row, hammered drunk.