The Mad Dog
I need the brilliant citizens of PGU to help me with something urgent and extremely important:
I have Mark Madsen's private email address. Clearly the right thing to do would be to send him some "material" before the game. I'm not talking about Matt Bonner crossover material [believe me, I've used that], but like Bennett Davison dunking on his head material. Or general Cardinal fail material. Really, anything. Consider this a competition.
Given that during his NBA career he was most known for waving towels and jumping up and down, I'd probably try to put together a highlight reel that's nothing but his cheerleading for his more talented teammates.