This suit allows me to jump this high
And then the swimming coach said the freestyle was my best move
Did you see the movie, Avatar, Nick? The aliens were, like, this tall! And they were blue!
Brandon, I know I'm shocked Nick can jump this high too.
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I wish I was a ill bit taller....
It's OK Nick, when you grow up you will be as tall as Brandon here....
Its the claw! Nobody can stop the claw!
And the fish I caught was THIS big!
"If you played at asu everyone would think you were this tall."
"Nick, you're singing the alto part. (in falseto) I need you to siiiiiing up heeeere."
"And I saw a duck, and a polar bear, and a elephant! The elephant had a big trunk and it went "prruuuumph"! I like the zoo"
"And so then I say to the ref, "Yea, well why don't YOU take a seat!" Up top! Brandon? Nick? Come on, guys, don't leave me hanging!"
"Karate lesson four: Paint the fence"
It's nice being taller this year!
You have to be this tall to play, Nick, sit yo @ss down!
We'll be up up and away
Up up and away
cuz we gon' kick dey ass anyway so whatever
Nick, quit tryin to guard Brandon's man ok? If God had wanted you to guard him, he'd have made you this tall.
Nick Johnson gets a little timeout instruction from Coach Miller.
No seriously! Those Amazon women are amazing!
I know your gonna buy wheels this big for your range when you get your first NBA check..
"I'm afraid to look for myself, can one of you guys tell me if I've pit stained my new suit!"
"That's how you follow through"
Wanna see me palm your head?
The rent is too damn high!
"Dude, your this much taller than that smurf". "I was like SWOOSH, see it's easy."
"I've had it up to here with the 'tards on PGU sometimes...some of them are like...derrrrrr why don't we play better against zone we should have more touchdowns and a better ERA and bla bla bla..."